Skeptiles for Wednesday, December 3rd, 2013 and we start on a sad note. Due to personal obligations, Scooter can’t be on the show with us regularly, stay tuned for updates in the next show. Stories: US negotiates a nuclear weapons ban with Iran, Israel upset at being made safer. Islamists want to punish women for having sexy time with water. The Pope decries capitalism; child rape, not so much. ‘That’s one spicy vagina’ say New Mexico corrections officers after pepper spraying a female inmate’s privates. Kids: don’t fight in school or risk being tasered into a coma by rent-a-cops. Russian Orthodox parents kill their child when they choose a bath in Jesus water over medical attention after a car accident. We get schooled by a listener about My Little Pony and Joe brings us fresh Arrested Developments.